Billing/Shipping address is: Sergeants 3 LLC 1272 Pleasant Point Road, Surry, VA 23883. Surry County was chartered in 1652 and named for Surrey, England. It sits on the James River, across from historic Jamestown, VA.

Sergeants 3 makes specialized grease products (Bitter Balm, Irritating Grease, and Horse Grease) used for animal control and protection of equipment, furniture, and structural surfaces.
Sergeants 3 makes Bitter Balm, Irritating Grease, and Horse Grease - irritating and bitter tasting greases that are used for property protection and animal control.
The prices below are single-unit prices. Click on an item to see product information and discounted prices for volume purchases. SHIPPING IS FREE FOR ALL PURCHASES ON THIS WEBSITE.
BITTER BALM stops large and small animals from unhealthy and destructive chewing on fences, gates, cages, furniture, barns, bandages, etc. A little goes a long way. The taste is memorable. It's non-toxic to humans and animals. Features: long lasting, stays in place & stays effective through all kinds of weather.
BITTER BALM is "Competition Safe" for USEF, FEI, TRA, AQHA sanctioned events - it contains no banned substances. It will not 'test'. Ideal for Thoroughbred, Quarter Horse, and Trotter racing competitors, as well as Barrel Racers, Cutting horses, English show horses, Western rodeo, etc.
For horses penned up during competitions, 5 oz should last a competition weekend. Even just 2 oz might do the trick.
Works on dogs, too, from Pit Bulls who want to chew their way out of their pen, to puppies who chew on furniture and molding. Great for pets coming home from the veterinarian with bandages.
If a human being accidentally gets a taste of it, the bad taste lasts about 20 minutes. If you can't wait that long, the antidote is milk chocolate: Chew on some milk chocolate.
Net contents 10 fluid oz. Ingredients: Mineral Oil, Thickener, Grapefruit Seed Oil, Bitterants.
Before Opening: Wear disposable gloves if possible. The product won't hurt you, but it will make whatever it gets on taste bitter. That's why it works.
Upon Opening: If oil separation has occurred, stir the product up. Apply directly to the surface, bandage, or skin the pet licks or chews. Applying with a small paint brush or cloth works great. Porous Surfaces: Use a sealant to prevent absorption. Not intended for household fabrics such as pillows, clothing, curtains. Cleanup: Use water and paper towels. Storage: Store with your household chemicals or in medicine cabinet.
Sergeants 3 makes irritating and bitter tasting greases that are water and temperature resistant. Our products are used mostly for structural property protection and animal control.
To minimize order fulfillment times, all of our suppliers are located in the United States.
The following are common features of all Sergeants 3 products.
Sergeants 3 products:
• are not toxic to humans or animals
• are not flammable or combustible
• are temperature resistant, i.e. they will not melt in the sun, will not freeze in the cold
• do not evaporate easily (because they are greases)
• do not wash away in the rain easily (because they are greases)
• will prevent corrosion to metal surfaces
• are “dielectric greases”, i.e. when applied to electrical wiring/connections they will not impede the flow of current
• have no known expiration date or shelf life, i.e., they can be stored and remain effective for a very long time
• will stay in place on surfaces/objects that are horizontal, vertical, upside down, or in motion
Irritating Grease - A multi-purpose product that stings like hot chili peppers, tastes extremely bitter, and is long lasting.
Despite its similarity to other products used to control animal behavior and protect property from the destructive activities of birds, horses, dogs, rodents, bats, etc., Sergeants 3 makes no pesticidal, medicinal, or nutritional claims about Irritating Grease, nor do we suggest a specific targeted use. Irritating Grease is a ‘multi-purpose’ general use product in the tradition of WD-40™ and duct tape
Irritating Grease can be painted onto or wiped onto a horizontal or vertical surface. When used outside it will not freeze, melt, or evaporate away (although normal ‘oil separation” may still occur, such as what happens to house paint when it sits in a can too long.) Be advised, Irritating Grease will eventually soak into porous surfaces.
Sgt Reckless Horse Grease - Used by owners of horses and other equines, but it also works against pit bulls and other large animals that like to chew their owners' property. Horse Grease protects fences, barns, and other material from damage by animal chewing, biting, etc.
Bitter Balm - The extremely bitter taste keeps animals from chewing on wood, metal, plastic, etc. Originally designed to keep dogs from chewing up their bandages when they get home from the vet, it turns out that Bitter Balm also works for penned up competition horses AND CONTAINS NO BANNED SUBSTANCES for USEF, FEI, TRA, AQHA sanctioned events.
Labels and Safety Data Sheets (SDS) are available upon request. admin@sergeants3.us or call 888-233-0122.
Billing/Shipping address is: Sergeants 3 LLC 1272 Pleasant Point Road, Surry, VA 23883. Surry County was chartered in 1652 and named for Surrey, England. It sits on the James River, across from historic Jamestown, VA.