Billing/Shipping address is: Sergeants 3 LLC 1272 Pleasant Point Road, Surry, VA 23883. Surry County was chartered in 1652 and named for Surrey, England. It sits on the James River, across from historic Jamestown, VA.

Sergeants 3 makes specialized grease products (Bitter Balm, Irritating Grease, and Horse Grease) used for animal control and protection of equipment, furniture, and structural surfaces.
Sergeants 3 makes Bitter Balm, Irritating Grease, and Horse Grease - irritating and bitter tasting greases that are used for property protection and animal control.
The prices below are single-unit prices. Click on an item to see product information and discounted prices for volume purchases. SHIPPING IS FREE FOR ALL PURCHASES ON THIS WEBSITE.
Horse Grease keeps animals from chewing on things you don't want them to chew on. Paint the grease onto the thing you want the animal to stop chewing. Works on horses, cattle, donkeys, mules, alpaca llamas, pit bulls, large dogs, small dogs. Where ever there's an animal chewing on a particular object (fence post, furniture, bandage, paddock, coral, kennel, etc, ... and you would like the chewing to stop, simply paint some of our grease onto the object being chewed. Once the grease is tasted, the chewing will stop. Fact. Testimonials are available.
Safety Precautions: Best to wear gloves and safety glasses. Why? Similar to cooking with jalapeno peppers, you will want to avoid touching your eyes or other certain body areas after using our grease, therefore, it is best to wear gloves to keep from getting any on your hands.
How to Apply: Apply with a small cup and a paint brush. Squeeze some grease from the bottle into a small cup, then apply with a paint brush. Similar to house paint and peanut butter, oil separation may have occurred, in which case you simply stir the product up with a spoon. But the product will still work whether you stir it up or not.
Long Lasting: The product stays effective in extreme weather. The grease will not melt in the heat of the sun, and will not freeze in the cold of winter, nor will it wash off in the pouring rain. Dust and dirt will not make the grease taste less bad, i.e., will have no affect on it's effect.
Porous Surfaces: Horse Grease will eventually soak into porous surfaces, like wood. This could take several weeks (for a live trees), or several days (for rotten wood). This does not mean the chewing (Remember the chewing behavior we are trying to stop?) will begin again, since the object of your animal's desire (the fence, cage, or bandage) still tastes like our grease and the animal will most probably long ago have stopped chewing on that spot. I.e., once applied, Horse Grease will work even after it has soaked into the porous surface. In the unlikely event your animal wants to come back and begin his chewing ways again because he thinks the nasty taste might be gone, rest assured the grease will still be there in all it's potency. If one taste of the grease didn't do the trick, two most definitely will.
How to Remove: If you should ever want to remove the grease from the thing onto which it was painted, use some rubbing alcohol or hand sanitizer (or paint thinner) and a wash rag. Water works, too, but just takes longer.
Storage: Screw the cap back onto the bottle, wipe off the bottle with alcohol and a rag, and store the bottle wherever you store your household chemicals.: under the sink, in the tool shed, broom closet, garage, barn, etc. There's nothing poisonous or explosive or flammable in Horse Grease. There's no fumes to worry about. It is simply thickened mineral oil.
Sergeants 3 makes irritating and bitter tasting greases that are water and temperature resistant. Our products are used mostly for structural property protection and animal control.
To minimize order fulfillment times, all of our suppliers are located in the United States.
The following are common features of all Sergeants 3 products.
Sergeants 3 products:
• are not toxic to humans or animals
• are not flammable or combustible
• are temperature resistant, i.e. they will not melt in the sun, will not freeze in the cold
• do not evaporate easily (because they are greases)
• do not wash away in the rain easily (because they are greases)
• will prevent corrosion to metal surfaces
• are “dielectric greases”, i.e. when applied to electrical wiring/connections they will not impede the flow of current
• have no known expiration date or shelf life, i.e., they can be stored and remain effective for a very long time
• will stay in place on surfaces/objects that are horizontal, vertical, upside down, or in motion
Irritating Grease - A multi-purpose product that stings like hot chili peppers, tastes extremely bitter, and is long lasting.
Despite its similarity to other products used to control animal behavior and protect property from the destructive activities of birds, horses, dogs, rodents, bats, etc., Sergeants 3 makes no pesticidal, medicinal, or nutritional claims about Irritating Grease, nor do we suggest a specific targeted use. Irritating Grease is a ‘multi-purpose’ general use product in the tradition of WD-40™ and duct tape
Irritating Grease can be painted onto or wiped onto a horizontal or vertical surface. When used outside it will not freeze, melt, or evaporate away (although normal ‘oil separation” may still occur, such as what happens to house paint when it sits in a can too long.) Be advised, Irritating Grease will eventually soak into porous surfaces.
Sgt Reckless Horse Grease - Used by owners of horses and other equines, but it also works against pit bulls and other large animals that like to chew their owners' property. Horse Grease protects fences, barns, and other material from damage by animal chewing, biting, etc.
Bitter Balm - The extremely bitter taste keeps animals from chewing on wood, metal, plastic, etc. Originally designed to keep dogs from chewing up their bandages when they get home from the vet, it turns out that Bitter Balm also works for penned up competition horses AND CONTAINS NO BANNED SUBSTANCES for USEF, FEI, TRA, AQHA sanctioned events.
Labels and Safety Data Sheets (SDS) are available upon request. admin@sergeants3.us or call 888-233-0122.
Billing/Shipping address is: Sergeants 3 LLC 1272 Pleasant Point Road, Surry, VA 23883. Surry County was chartered in 1652 and named for Surrey, England. It sits on the James River, across from historic Jamestown, VA.